Lessons

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson learnt: - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.


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An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to
LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you ?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American, now
irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you...Are you a Chinese,
Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while
later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of '-key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?"

Lesson : Never insult anyone.