Cleavage

By STEWART WHITTINGHAM and TIM SPANTON

IT'S Cleavage Week in The Sun – and we're celebrating all things titillating! This week our red bus - topless, of course - is touring the nation in search of the next Page 3 legend. For fellas the world over, a classy cleavage really is man's breast friend - although to women it can seem more like a booby prize. For the harsh truth is a bosom can appear older or younger than its owner. Yes, girls, there's your real age ... then there's your CLEAV-AGE.

The Sun's cleavologists have come up with a fun formula to help you discover how you rate. But our complicated figures only work well for the more, ahem, mature figure - if you're a 21-year-old sex-mad fitness fan you shouldn't be worrying about your cleav-age anyway! Click picture to enlarge This is how it works: Start with your age and then add or subtract as follows: CHILDREN: +2 for each child.

WEIGHT: +2 for each pound you are overweight.

DIET: Add half a point for each takeaway meal you eat in an average week.

SEX: -2 for each time you make love in an average week.

EXERCISE: -2 for each time in a week you visit the gym or jog for 30 minutes+.

X FACTOR: -6 if you regularly wear sexy bras, -3 when you wear a standard white bra, nothing for wearing a passion killer that covers everything.

We tried our formula on 30-year-old TV host Denise Van Outen. In the C, W and D sections, she scores 0 (for having no kids), then 6 (at 8st 13lb she is 3lb over her ideal weight) and 2 (because she's fond of fast food). That gives her a total tally of 8.

In the S, E & X section, she scores -6 (for being in love with boyfriend Richard Traviss), -6 (for working out regularly) and another -6 (because she loves wearing sexy clothes). The total here is -18. That makes her cleav-age 20 (30 + 8 - 18).

Food!!!!

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Turning Points of Life

Changing friends~

Start Sch~End Sch stage

Start NS~End NS

[ Start Work Life ~ End a job ] X [ Start Work Life ~ End a job ]

BGR~

Start Dating

Start Marriage Life

Start a small family...

5 Elements of Life

一命二运三风水四功德五努力。

15 SECRET FENGSHUI TIPS by Master Lynn Yap

15 SECRET FENGSHUI TIPS by Master Lynn Yap

1) When you enter the house one should immediately see a wall then everybody would love to go home.

2) A kitchen represents your career and so the colours would be : red, pink, purple or orange colours (fire elements) or even yellow or brown colours (earth elements). Never use a black, blue or grey colours (water elements) for your kitchen cabinent doors. The "water" element will extinguish your "fire"element, stove (career) and hence not very good.

3) Kitchen: The stove should be of a 4 burner one and no glass anywhere on it. Ideally, it should come with metal strips in between the 4 burners, that way, you "can breath" at the work place.

4) Carry a gold plated abacus keychain (size of 3 n half inches length) in your handbag so that you always have money to count.

5) Don't place a painting of 101 birds unless you wish to be traveling all the time.

6) In an office, where you sit is very important - choose a seat where there is a wall behind you so that you can have boss and colleagues' support. Do not sit near the door if not you would be very very busy and can be busy for the right thing or busy for the wrong thing. Example: customer complains department.

7) If you own a landed property then install two white rounded white lamp with yellow bulbs to be turned on from 7pm to 6am in the morning to represent the "Dragon's Pearl". If you live in a condo or any HDB apartment then you may wish to have a white rounded lamp in any part of the house to also represent the "Dragon's Pearl". There are some nice ones in the market, go source for one that you fancy.

8) Do not use a red sofa unless you know that it is ok to place there in the living room or office reception.

9) The element of wood is your hair so if you need wood in your bazhi (a form of life reading based on your birthdate and time of birth) then you would be advised to keep your hair very very long till the waist.

10) In your house, you MUST have a writing table as the writing table represents your career and make sure that there is wall behind you where you are seated.

11) A dining table represents your career - so there should be one in the house and a beautiful chandelier above it to give it a GRAND LOOK then people will know that your career is very good.

12) There should be no mirror facing your dining table which represents your career just like there should be no mirror facing your altar table, same concept.

13) Buy a fresh pineapple and place it among the plastic fruits on a basket on your dining table if you wish for more Good Fortune.

14) If your house/office unit number ends with a "0" - then we usually use a capital letter "B" to place it at the end of the "0". An Example : if your unit number ends with a #24-00. Then we add a "B" on it and it looks like a #24-00B where the "B" looks like a 8.

15) If you wish for more romance then place several flowers in the living room as well as the dining room and bedroom using pink roses or blue roses as they work the best.

"8 mistakes entrepreneurs make" by Lynn Yap

"8 mistakes entrepreneurs make" by Lynn Yap

1) They usually lack a plan – so it is very easy for them to lose focus and change business strategy. this can stem from the boss always changing his mind. An example: today, he gives one instruction and tomorrow he changes his mind or even failing to be a good leader because staff gets confused. A good plan is a plan for 10 years then review the plan again every 2 years and update the plan and stick to the plan so that staff knows what the CEO is planning - his vision.

2) They also fail to pay themselves a salary and through cpf – Paying themselves a salary helps them get money out from their business and paying to cpf is using the element of wood to create more wealth for themselves. A reasonable amount of salary is good enough especially when they plan to buy a condo in two years time then your salary has to be of a decent amount so that the bank would be willing to lend them money to buy that condo and of course ensure that the company makes enough money to pay them that kind of salary.

3) They fail to work hard – being their own boss sounds fun and a “wow factor" but there are plenty of hidden hours put into work in order to achieve success. however they must have the destiny to be their boss if not don’t ever try.

4) They go into the wrong industry – they tend to go into the industry that they feel can make the most money. however what they fail to note is that : maybe the fire industry like a restaurant business may not be suitable for them and then they can loose a big sum of money. They would be advised to go and have their life reading done by any fortune tellers in Singapore first before starting out on their own.

5) They tend to keep growing and growing the business and even when their personal luck is down - they should avoid growing but wait. that is a better strategy if not they may loose all those years of hard earned money and that would be such a waste.

6) They also tend to focus more on the sales volume and market share rather than their profit – most entrepreneur start off small and then they will grow and then hire more people in order to grow their sales volume however they may tend to forget to focus on their bottomline that is to grow their company ‘s profits and maybe to reduce operating costs. most of the time is because they do not wish to pay more taxes and this is a wrong mindset. the more taxes they can pay mean that the company is doing very very well indeed.

7) As business grow, they tend to employ their close relatives or friends rather than anyone smarter than them -

8) They tend to also listen more to others advice like spouse, parents’ comments - this is another great mistake that some entrepreneurs may take. they may listen to their spouse or parents' comments when they are actually not into business and have no idea how that particular industry performs and so they tend to give unnessary coments and judgements which may eventually misled the CEO.

http://lynnyap8888.blogspot.com/2008/07/8-mistakes-entrepreneur-makes-by-lynn.html

Carry Heng Heng

FengshuiQueen's TIP: thru the years!!!
2005 ROOSTER– Carry 88 grains of uncooked rice in a red packet and a gold pendant for good luck and protection for the year 2005 in another red packet.

2006 DOG – Carry a gold pendant abacus in your wallet for more money to count in the year.

2007 PIG - Carry S$500 cash in the zip pouch of your bag so that with more money, you will be able to “attract” more money to come to you.

2008 RAT - Carry a small bagua, size of 20 cent coin in the wallet for wealth, protection and power -
TIP: "When one takes a vow to be a monk or a nun from that day onwards is the begining of a life of complete happiness"

4 ways to get RICH

There are 4 ways a man can grow rich -

a) thru property

b) thru shares

c) start a business

d) inheritance.

Once you identified which method suits you - then you just plan and go ahead and acquire more and more of those.

[Quoted] from http://lynnyap8888.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-07-13T01%3A28%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=8

Bring your own Camera?

Shanghai Pearl Tower.
Your own camera will not be able to get it.
....

Too TALL!

Let the locals do it for 10RMB.
But u will not have a soft copy. =(